we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Randomize
