girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
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Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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