apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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