If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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