Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
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dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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