OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
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My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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