No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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