Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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