Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
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but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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