I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
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Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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