Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
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I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
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He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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