If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Randomize
