We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
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We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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