Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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