She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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