so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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