She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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