last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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