these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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