He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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