I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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