WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
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If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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