dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
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If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
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You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
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