By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
