I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
PANTIES FOUND
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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