Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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