Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
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Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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