This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
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I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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