I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Randomize
