how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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