We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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