i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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