if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
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Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
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The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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