He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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