Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
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i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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