it wasn't lemon gatorade
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
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Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
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Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry