Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My brain says no but my pants say off.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.