Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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