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I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
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Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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