did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
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You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
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I believe in your delicious
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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