mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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