covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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