I like to think it a success when the cops are called
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
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Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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