She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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