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I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
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I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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