So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
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How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
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My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I have post one night stand depression
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