Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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