And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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