Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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