have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
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the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
So many bounce houses so little time
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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