if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
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hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
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If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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