I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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