But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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